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Sportswear wet dreams

Tue 5 Jun 2007 In: Events View at Wayback

The M2 boys are getting their lasers out for another Salvation Dance Party in Auckland. This time it's at Galatos (just off K' Road on Galatos Street) and has a ‘Locker Room' theme – we're encouraged to hit the Queen City dressed up in our very best sport and gym kit outfits. had five tickets to give away, so we thought we'd ask what ideas our creative and fashion-gifted readers had for the big night out. Oh boy… Some of our emailers took the question seriously – we had lots of ‘short shorts' ‘singlets' and ‘rugby kits'. ‘Roller skates' was listed twice! ‘Just a towel' and ‘Jock straps only' were racier suggestions. ‘Just underwear, sneakers and long socks' said one footwear fetishist. ‘Wrestling singlet/leotard', and ‘Cricket box, tightee whitees, pads and a hot tan' – yummy! ‘A Cheerleading costume (with Pom Pom's too)' – camp! And of course - ‘Soap on a rope' (?). Some people love to paint a picture with words. ‘I was thinking along the lines of a gymnast so picture Bruce Lee bottoms (yellow tights with stripes) and a tank top instead of a jacket for the top and Durex wrist bands to finish off the look!' said one eager punter. ‘Rugby league shorts with a jockstrap underneath. Up top a tight fitting lycra sleeveless cutoff' – Nice. Don't worry ladies – it seems there'll be lots of girly hotness on view at the party too. ‘Towel and sports bra' and ‘beach volleyball kit' were hot picks and my personal fave was: ‘A costume? Surely I can just come in a towel? Will there be all-girl showers?' Then there were the smart-arse entries. I loved that so many odd ones came in. ‘I'm going to come as a coat hanger', ‘dress up as the locker from the locker room', and ‘A locker door over my private parts with different keys for people to try and open the door' – so imaginative! ‘My idea is a bit dodgy I'm afraid,' one emailer warned. ‘It's a full body suit that is actually basically a locker, in which the "peeping tom" hides. And then when the man comes along that he wants to peep on, he can step out, revealing himself in his jockstrapp'd glory' – definitely a winner! Finally, one entry read more like the précis of an all-male porn novel. Here it is in full: ‘A seriously cute and very bi-curious, half naked (muscle clad) towel boy, who just happened to come across a pair of the football captain's favourite (and well worn) jock strap, and is trying it on, whilst getting increasingly horny, and in turn fulfilling his own personal fantasy which has been building up since he secretly watched the entire team juice-tackle a new team initiation in the shower cubicles two years earlier...' Congrats to our winners Michael, Shane, Jacqui, Kain and Neil. And thank you all, wonderful people, for your entries. We'll be snapping pictures at the party for our ‘Out and About Gallery' – and we can't wait to see how all these ideas pan out! Click the link below for full party details! Matt Akersten - 5th June 2007    

Credit: Matt Akersten

First published: Tuesday, 5th June 2007 - 3:13pm

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